Monday, August 01, 2005

Coming soon to a home improvement blog near you...

Can you tell what this is? Can you tell what my next home improvement project is?

7 comment(s):

  • I know!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8/01/2005 02:15:00 PM  

  • not even going to try, but an uneducated guess would be ...never mind would be wrong.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8/01/2005 02:35:00 PM  

  • Some sort of vent that has a bunch of gross stuff on it? I just cleaned a bunch of grease off a stovetop hood, so that's what is on my mind...
    Hmmm....


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8/01/2005 10:37:00 PM  

  • Strangely it looks like a wax ring on a toliet, but surely not!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8/02/2005 10:19:00 AM  

  • is that poo?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8/03/2005 11:59:00 AM  

  • At least one of you has it right. I'll post another entry when I get a chance to do the fix.

    SD


    By Blogger Scott in Washington, at 8/03/2005 01:03:00 PM  

  • Tom Green - The Bum-Bum Song

    My bum is on the rail!
    Bum is on the rail!
    Look at Me! My bum is on the rail!

    My bum is on the man!
    Bum is on the man!
    It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man!(He he he)

    My bum is on the step!
    Bum is on the step!
    Don't fall down the step! You might hurt your bum!
    A HA HA HA HA!

    And that's not very fun
    if you fall down and hurt your bum
    I like to put my bum on things
    it's fun for everyone!

    My bum is on the cheese!
    Bum is on the Cheese!
    If i get lucky,
    I'll get a disease!

    My bum is on the Swedish!
    Swedish!
    Swedish!
    Swedish!

    My bum is on the gum!
    Bum is on the gum!
    I can blow a buble with my bum bum bum!

    My bum is on the ship!
    The battleship!
    I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
    and shoot poo all over the place!
    Poo poo!

    Cuz that isn't very fun
    when they shoot a cannon in your bum
    I like to put my bum on things
    it's fun for everyone!



    My bum is on the dog!
    My bum is on the cat!
    My bum is on the phone!
    My bum is all alone

    The rail is all alone
    The man is all alone
    The Swedish is all alone
    My bum is all alone

    One
    Two
    Three
    Four

    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone
    My bum is all alone

    Get the poo off my bum!(Get the poo off!)
    I need the poo off my bum!
    I gotta get the poo off my bum!(Poo poo!)

    I wanna hear the cannon!
    No! Let me hear the cannon!
    No! No! No! No, not the loon!

    Bum is alone!
    Bum is alone!
    Bum is alone!
    Bum is alone!

    I wanna hear the cannon!
    I wanna hear the cannon! Not the loon!

    Yeah! The cannon!
    Now get the poo off my bum!
    I want the poo off my bum bum!

    Can I hear the loon again?

    -----------
    someone using the word 'poo' always triggers that in me - my apologies


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8/04/2005 06:04:00 PM  

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